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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 11:26
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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No, not a chance
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
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Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
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Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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No way
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids